Peter Jason Quill, he’s also known as Star-Lord.

Who calls him that?

Himself mostly.

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amerikhantrash:

Extensive research has concluded that this indeed, is the greatest line in animated film history.

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huffingtonpost:

THIS MAN HAS ALS, AND HIS ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH. THEN IT’LL MAKE YOU CRY

The video begins humorously as Anthony Carbajal, a photographer, dresses up in a neon bikini top and soaps up a car before being doused with ice water. 

So watch the full video here and laugh out loud at the first half and then get ready to tear up in the second half. 

Please waste your time on me.

Six Word Story (via bl-ossomed)

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burgertv:

The Belchers as Guardians of the Galaxy!
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burgertv:

The Belchers as Guardians of the Galaxy!

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sylvie-divine:

Best political cartoons.

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dion-thesocialist:

rakshar:

dion-thesocialist:

I apologize to everyone whose grammar I ever corrected before I learned not to be a tool.

your forgiven.

You’re… really sweet to do that. Thanks.

flannelbuttphenomenon:

life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”

bryarly:

evashandor:

brownfatfemme:

merpldom:

merpldom:

So I’ve seen this post going around in link form, which isn’t super useful to anyone who wants to read it, so I put it up in photo form. Useful for anyone who doesn’t have xkit. :3 Definitely like and reblog the OP, but if it shows up as a link, this helps. :3

I fixed the link for the OP so it works now :)

NEED THIS IN MY LIFE RN!!! THANK YOU TUMBLR!

I suck at cover letters so this is fab

Just a side note that this is great for office-style jobs. Libraries, call centers, hotels, anything “traditional.” For “artistic” work, like music, video, art, or acting, my advice is to go wayyyy shorter. When I’m trying to find someone for a job, I usually only need, “Hi, I’d love to work with you, I know how to do this, this, and this, I have this much experience, and I can contribute this and this to the project. My portfolio/website/reel/links are below, you can reach me here and here, and my resume is attached.” 

Art and media are usually less about you talking and more about you literally showing the person hiring you what you can do. When you have 30 emails to go through for one director (as an example) and you’re tight on time, it’s a real pain to wade through 3 paragraphs per person as well as their reels - which are what you actually care about. 

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freakyfeatures:

hey, so are we on a “tu” basis or are we still pretty “vous”

Hot.

heyyybabygoat:

how—cliche:

Growing up
I never understood
Why people
Refer to other people as
Hot.
And then I met you.
And from that moment on the thought of you burned
Like a hot coal
In the middle of my brain.
Your image sizzled
On the backs of my eyelids
Every night before I fell asleep.
Your whole being glowed
Like a fire,
Your mere existence
Gave me the spark I needed
To feel alive again.
And now I know
Why people
Call other people
Hot.

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edgebug:

tricksterer:

my ex is still logged into twitter on my phone
i could be cliche and tweet ‘I’m a DOUCHEEE lol’

no


instead

every few days i will tweet something he would totally say

but he will never remember tweeting it

slowly the slightly out of place tweets will drive him insane


victory

you are satan

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