imagine if you had to wait until you were 21 to drink alcohol
not sure if someone from another country posted this or a very enthusiastic underage drinker
Omg imagine if it was pouring with rain and just ugh so cosy and umf
Imagine waking up in the middle of a snowstorm. It’d be like a reverse snowglobe.
imagine waking up to a bear trying to rip into your home.
This bed is not for fucking in.
this bed is definitely for fucking in.
imagine getting lost in the woods and walking in the dark only to run into this and interrupt the couple having intercourse in the bed.
imagine looking up during sex and just seeing shia labeouf’s face pressed to the wall. watching. waiting.
all of these comments i can’t
Smart ideas for Smarter cities
IBM’s marketing team shitting all over competition
so i came out on facebook today
THIS IS LITERALLY PERFECT YOU SHOULD HEAR THE WHOOPING AND CHEERING FROM ME
Put this screencap on my tombstone
I just wanted to say that I didn’t know Thresh. I only spoke to him once. He could have killed me, but instead, he showed me mercy. That’s a debt I’ll never be able to repay. (x)
I think that if voldemort really wanted to kill harry potter the night the spell didn’t work on him he could’ve just picked him up and thrown him out a window given the fact that he was a one year old infant
reasons i tend to not talk
- people always interrupt me to tell another story because apparently my story isn’t good enough for their ears
- i sound like an idiot who just learned to talk two hours ago
- people seem disinterested in what i’m saying
- i hate my voice
- i have something really mean to say
- i hate you
- i repeat because this happens a lot: people interrupt me and never let me finish and i feel really shitty about myself because no one seems to want to listen to me
worst moment in history brought to you in hq
Dr Bhagavan Antle of The Institute of Greatly Endangered and Rare Species (T.I.G.E.R.S), photographs 4 varieties of Bengal tigers
If you’re gonna bail, bail early. This applies to relationships, college classes, and sledding,