none pizza with left beef
It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
ive missed youNone Pizza Left Beef haunts me to this day. I’ll be sitting there, minding my own business when suddenly I’ll think of this, and laugh hysterically, no matter what.
Every time I’m awake to see 3 am I’m like, “Y’know what sounds really good right now? None pizza with left beef.”
let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity
[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.
you took this from a fault in our stars augustus does the same thing only with a cigarette ok ok
i don’t know what you’re talking about this is an excerpt from my upcoming 100% original novel “the fart in our stalls”
i need to get a real job so i can stop crying over expensive lingerie and start crying in expensive lingerie
Have you ever fantasized about having someone cover Wonderwall for you?
Now there’s a relieving end to your dreams. I have made an etsy store where all it takes is an electronic economic transaction to have your very own, exclusive custom private personalized video of a male singing Wonderwall to you. Choose from eight instruments! Every video will feature me saying your name somewhere in it because after all … you’re my wonderwall.
DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7
My hair was curly and nice and I liked it and I felt pretty.
So I took a picture.
Comparison of some of the designs in My Life as a Teenage Robot.
Pilot episode: My Neighbor was a Teenage Robot (left)
Season 1 Episode 1: It Came From Next Door (right)
Oh my actual fuck. I can’t believe I forgot about this fucking show. My Life as a Teenage Robot was my fuuuuccking shiiiiiiiitt
This is what happens when you synchronize camera’s shutter speed with a helicopter’s blade frequency
Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?
Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?
Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up